octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

versusversace:

somone promo me i have like 4 followers

penis-hilton:

And the academy award goes to

dirudo:

summer 2k13

tentacuddles:

NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS NOT OKAY